actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via hotboyproblems)

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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(via trust)

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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(via radical-illusion)

prolusion:

people who just tell you what they’re doing without you asking them are my favorite kind of people

(via cartel)

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

(via twinking)

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

(via pagingme)

adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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(via officialwhitegirls)

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(via twinking)

communistbakery:

communistbakery:

chocolate milk tastes so bad… yeah I said it…

I just lost a follower for this… catch me not caring while u sippin some nasty ass milk

(via crystallized-teardrops)